I'm straight loco, sign your death warrant like Koko Carry the team on my back like a hobo I wield the power of the plague jungle runestone I break bones Nimbus Strike into Cyclone King Louie pissed off, chemically imbalanced My staff grows so quick you'll think I'm sponsored by Cialis King of the jungle; no house, tree palace More majestic to behold than the aurora borealis Knock you up, take you down. It's a vicious cycle You're looking weak call support in to check your vitals I pop a decoy, you'll think I'm everywhere This monkey king employs guerilla warfare This game is looking bleak. You feel a stark chill Maybe you shoulda took the last train to Clarksville You never had a chance. This win was predestined No one's been owned this hard by primates since Charleston Heston
We're the kings of the rift you can bow down We own the sky and the land and the underground I'm Wukong got your whole team tilting climb the leaderboard like it's the Empire State Building We're the kings of the rift and we dictate We dive turrets, fill graves, raise the death rate I got my items now it's time to engage I'm taking down all your towers Monkey King on a Rampage
I'm the Barbarian King and you can trust me I'm not trying to come onto you but I'm feeling bloodlusty You can call me your majesty but I'll respond to Mr. President Me and Ashe together now; Freljord represent I'm the savior of the team, even Kayle calls me heaven sent I'm like Superman minus the Clark Kent My right arm's a lot stronger than your entire team If we were Transformers I'd be Optimus you'd be Starscream Thornmail won't help you, noob. I don't know what you've been told I got more rage in me than a whole team full of Reginalds Spin into a bush find your whole team cut, everybody down Five autoattacks walk off before your bodies hit the ground Tryin' to farm in lane, then you hear the beat. Better move your feet Noxus on retreat. My revenge will be too sweet Don't know how to be discrete. Better Ctrl+Alt+Delete Task manager if you don't want to face defeat
We're the kings of the rift you can bow down We own the sky and the land and the underground I'm Tryndamere, noob. Tremble at my battlecries Higher success rate than the Starship Enterprise We're the kings of the rift and we dictate We dive turrets, fill graves, raise the death rate Don't need more kills but it's nice of you to volunteer Forget the Legends they should call it League of Tryndamere
Embark with the martial cadence Who got the heart to lark with Jarvan, I'm stark raving persussive My blade tip sails and cuts through mirages with The precise movements to unbuckle ya muzzle and subtle harness So lets start with the carnage and hit the ivy Smart bartering regrowth pendant, submit to the IV The fourth, I make 'em draw swords, calamity to stand with You'll be screaming 'laggy bandwidth' the way I set the demacian standard Candidly accurate, banding with Atma's impaler, vastly Lacerating ya assertained fraction of greatness Unhatching Cataclysm, hap-hazard manneurism Trap ya ass and bash Dragon Strike in a mashing rhythm King of action, passion to save the day Maelstrom of pain, break the balls of jericho Swain Place hate on bloated mages, maintaining my Golden Aegis Any and all attempt at excution is failing
We're the kings of the rift you can bow down We own the sky and the land and the underground There isn't anything you can bring to the Trinity Force Battle-hardened royalty, our synergies forced We're the kings of the rift and we dictate We dive turrets, fill graves, raise the death rate With impeccable methods, you'd think it was telepathy The way we make moves: Checkmate, dead in 3 2 1