Baldur's Gate - Lilarcor | Текст песни

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• Baldur's Gate
• Lilarcor

1 Alright, listen beefy. I may be an intelligent sword, but I've had no formal edumication.
2 Can we go kill something now, huh?
3 Come on, what about now? No? C'mon, c'mon! I'm getting itchy, let's GO!
4 Come on let's kill something NOW!
5 Wanna go and kill now? Hmm mm mmm hm mm hmmm. Now?
6 C'mon, what about now? Let's KILL!
7 Now? Please, come on. Pretty please!
8 I don't know what you were expecting, but as a sword I'm pretty one-dimensional in what I want.
9 Can we go whack something now?
10 C'mon c'mon, let's go whack something evil.
11 Why don't we kill, er... that over there?
12 Y'know what? Long time ago, yeah, I was like er, a Moonblade. Heheheheh.
13 You really need to clean me. I like to shine!
14 Are we gonna kill something now? C'mon, maybe? Something small... anything!
15 You know, my last owner always said I was sharp and edgy. Heheh. He was such an ass.
16 I don't chop wood, OK? I am not an axe.
17 Now! Now! C'mon, kill something now!! Yeah!
18 Boring. Boring. BorIIING!
19 Ohhhhh, c'MON!
20 Russ'em, friggin', shaw'em, rab'em. C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon!
21 You deal, I'll cut! Hahaah!
22 Let's see what's inside this one! Yeah!
23 Come get some! Boo-yah!
24 Choke up, dolt, your grip is all wrong!
25 Hands up, kiddies, who wants to die?!
26 Mmm, mm! Tastes like chicken!
27 Sissy fighter! You grab, I'll scratch!
28 Muhuhuhuhehehehahahahaha!
29 Hrmpff!) You can't be serious! Hahaha.
30 Ooo, that'll leave a mark!
31 Murder, death, kill! Murder death kill! Mwuhuhahahaha!
32 Who's your daddy!
33 Oooh, throw a coin in that fountain! Hahaha!
34 Are YOU talking to ME?!!
35 Some of my finest work!
36 I'm the best at what I do, and what I do ain't pretty!
37 Yeah! Hit it! Hit it again!
38 I am invincible! Invincible, I say!
39 Hey, wouldn't it be cool if you could dual-wield me?
40 YOINK! Got yer nose!
41 My brother is a +12 Hackmaster! Mhmheh.
42 I love the smell of daisies in the morning!
43 Swing harder, swing harder! Swing harder!!
44 Bring 'em on! I ain't done!
45 Oh yeah!
46 Let's dance!
47 Kill it! Kill it quick before they're all gone!
48 Kill kill kill! Yeah! Cool!!
49 ...and this one's for grandma, who said I'd never amount to anything more than a butterknife!!
50 So, are we gonna... kill something now!?
51 Oh, sure, get me all excited for nothing. So, we going to kill something soon? How about now? No? How about... now? No? Ummm... now?
52 Advice, eh? Hmmm. Well, besides working on your swordsmanship. Ya know, besides that, er... I'd have to think.
53 I got it. Oh, I knew I'd come up with something... I'm so sharp. Kill everything! Carnage! Slaughter! Carve your way outta here and I'm gonna sing your praises! Yeahaaah!!\"
54 I'm sharp, I can come up with something... OK... find someone who knows what you want to know and threaten to kill them! Yeah! Then kill them! Yeah! Woo-hoo!!
55 Hmmm... find someone rich, and kill them. Then find someone richer, and kill them, too! Hack and slash your way to fortune! Woo-hoo!!
56 Hmmm... I think you should sharpen me a bit. I've got more nicks than a Rashemaar ranger's head.
57 I know! Start swinging! Well, eventually you'll lop off the head of someone important, and then the good fights will REALLY start!
58 Oh, there's GOT to be LOTS to kill down here! Just pick a direction and start swinging! Hahahaaah!! (dungeon)
59 I refuse to answer any more questions until I am cleaned and polished thoroughly. C'mon, grab a rag already...
60 Err... umm... find that wizard guy. Yeah, sure! Find him, and kill him. Kill kill kill kill KILL!! Whoo-hoo!!
61 What's my status? Well since when do you care about me unless I'm impaled in something's guts? Oh, well, fine, let me think for a minute...
62 Hmph, uh. I suppose I'm okay. Why? Are we gonna go kill something now? How about now? No? Now... maybe? Grrrrrrrr...
63 I think you need to take better care of me. I've got more chips than a blind beaver... I look like a second-rate pig-poker.
64 I'd appreciate some quality time in my scabbard. Take a break.... Ahhhh, who am I kidding? Attack! Battle! Kill!! Hahahahaaa! This is...
65 Well, er, since you asked, I would like to register a complaint. I want to kill a dragon. Right now. No, don't look; go kill one now. Go find one, and kill it. That's right; kill, now. That would be SO cool.\"
66 Ooh, I agree with the Rashemaar. Give me to him, willya? C'mon, what a pair we'd make! Oh, me the brains with the edge, him the brawn with the hamster! A legend in the making...
67 You feel lucky, punk?
68 Wanna go kill that over there? C'mon, let's kill somthin'!
69 Swish. Hot butta!
70 Oooh, I'm shaking! HeHaha!
71 Oooh, throw a coin in that fountain! Hahaha!

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