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Stumble in the front door
Quarter to one
The night isn’t over
I’m still looking for fun

Make my way to my room
To play some League of Legends
Sneaky like a ninja
So I don’t wake my parents

He can’t see straight
He’s that guy you hate
Who loses your games
When you’re playing this late

Now if you’re gonna play drunk
And you wanna be leet
Theres three steps to follow
To be like me

Step 1:
Let your team know you’re intoxicated
“Hey guys I’m drunk!”
“Dude I’m so wasted”

Step 2:
Now your team know that you’re cool
Instalock any champion because you rule

Step 3:
Don’t worry about counter picks in your lane
It’s safe to assume the enemies can’t play
And feel free to go AFK
Your team won’t need you at the start of the game

CHORUS:

I think I’m making pro plays
I think I’m the best
But i can tell by your attitude / all caps
You’re not impressed
Losing all the games
But I’m still having fun
Cause at the end of the day
I’m playing drunk
Scap brrrloop ‘mdatauwm.

I’m dead, 30 seconds ‘til I’m alive
So I think i’ll get a beer and be back in time

I’m in the kitchen, wait, why am I here
Oh yeah a beer!

So i grab my beer and I close the fridge
And I’m hungry so i think I’ll make a sandwich

I make it and I put it on a plate and I sit on the couch
Sandwich is good… OH SHIT THE GAME!

Run back to the room defeat on the screen
And I’ve been reported by every member of my team

I’m not done, I’m gonna play another game
I take a drink, click home and queue again

In his inebriated state he falls for every bait
And loses your games when you’re playing this late

He’s back from a date it didn’t go that great
So he’s losing your games ‘cause he couldn’t get laid

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