Hey vegans! Let's hone our strategies It's time we embrace practicality and focus our will collectively Hey vegans! We're gonna tell you what that means So listen up No more crying about "hurtful words" Be strong and SMASH! or shut the fuck up
They expect us to be Weak, malnourished, fatigued They judge us by what they see Don't you forget!
Hey vegans! You've got responsibilities You're ambassadors for those who can't speak, represent this movement positively Hey vegans! Here's part of what that means So listen up Practice good hygiene, eat like a champ, tone up those muscles And floss your fucking teeth!
They expect us to take ourselves too seriously They judge us by how we act Don't you forget - TO LAUGH!
If you wanna care for the animals First you gotta care for yourself 'Cause no one respects one with bad breath No matter how noble their ideals And the world may think we're a fucking joke They call us fags and terrorists But let them say what the fuck they want 'Cause they don't know who the fuck they're dealing with