You are woman, I am man You are smaller, so I can be taller than You are softer to the touch It's a feeling, I like feeling very much
You are someone I've admired Still our friendship Leaves something to be desired Does it take more explanation than this?
You are woman, I am man Let's kiss
Isn't this the height of nonchalance Furnishing a bed in restaurants? Well, a bit of dinner never hurt But guess who is gonna be dessert?
Do good girls do just what mama says When mama's not around? It's a feeling Oy vey, what a feeling
A bit of pate I drink it all day Should I do the things he'll tell me to? In this pickle what would sadie do? In my soul I feel an inner lack Just suppose he wants his dinner back?
Just some dried-out toast in a sliver On the top a little chopped liver
How many girls become a sinner While waiting for a roast beef dinner? Though most girls slip in ordinary ways I got style, I do it bordelaise
Well, at least you thinks I'm special You ordered a la carte It's a feeling I like feeling very I feel the feeling down to my toes
Now I feel that there's a fire here Try that once a little higher, dear What a beast to ruin such a pearl Would a convent take a Jewish girl?
Does it take more explanation than this? Ooo, the thrills and chills goin' through me If I stop him now, can he sue me? You are woman, you are man, let's kiss