The black, black widow is sittin' in the middle of the web, it's the fly she seeks You may be her lover but you never will recover 'Cause she ain't had a bite for weeks
You think you're the same, 'cause you got the same name But the widow has a mobile home Remember what I told you, she got eight arms to hold you And she's never gonna let your roam
She'll tuck you into bed, truck on your head Then she'll wrap you as a midnight snack So if you see a spider, don't you saddle up beside her Why do you think the widow's wearin' black? Oww
Queen bee, baby Pray that you may be left on your own, uh huh Nothin' she'll give you, gonna outlive you, uh uh uh But the queen bee's never gonna be alone, uh huh
Long before Atlantis, there has been a praying mantis And you know why he's on his knees? He may have religion but but he's just a sittin' pigeon If a woman even starts to tease
He won't even quibble if she has a little nibble On his neck, what a way to go And now you done and torn it, you been messin' with a hornet She's a blue-blooded wasp, you know
And just as you do it, she'll inject you with a fluid That you ain't even got but none You're meat on the plate, not even first rate She's gonna feed you to her seventh son
Just like the queen bee, baby Pray that you may be left on your own Nothin' she'll give you, gonna outlive you But the queen bee's never gonna be alone
So, in conclusion, it's an optical illusion If you think that we're the weaker race Men got the muscle, but the ladies got the hustle And the truth is starin' in your face
The mother bear stalks, and the queen of the hawks Is the one who brings home the bread The lion that is regal, and the bald headed eagle Need a woman just to keep 'em fed
But come the evenin', we're like Adam and his Eve Inside the garden, hear the serpent's sound It's so frustratin', when you're really into matin' And there ain't a lovin' man around
Whoever wrote this story (It's so frustratin', when you're really into matin') (And there ain't a lovin' man around) Throw out the glory, bring in the men (It's so frustratin', when you're really into matin') (And there ain't a lovin' man around)
Give me them and I'll swing Write me a sequel Give me an equal Oh and I'll give that man
I said I'm gonna give that lovin' man I said I'm gonna give that lovin' man I said I'm gonna give him that lovin' sting Zap!
Of the web, it's the fly she seeks You may be her lover but you never will recover