I got 36 expressions Sweet as pie to tough as leather And that's six expressions More than all them Barrymores put together
Instead of just kicking me Why don't they give me a lift? Well, it must be a plot 'Cause they're scared that I got such a gift?
Well, I'm miffed 'cause I'm the greatest star I am by far but no one knows it Why, they're gonna hear a voice A silver flute, they'll cheer each toot Hey, that kid is terrific When I expose it
Now can't you see to look at me? That I'm a natural Camille, as Camille I just feel, I've so much to offer Hey, listen kid, I know I'd be divine because I'm a natural cougher
Some ain't got it, not a lump I'm a great big clump of talent Laugh, they'll bend in half Did you ever hear the story About the traveling salesman? A thousand jokes Stick around for the jokes
A thousand faces, I reiterate When you're gifted, then you're gifted These are facts, I've got no ax to grind Hey, whaddaya blind? In all of the world so far I'm the greatest star
No autographs, please You think beautiful girls are gonna stay in style forever? I should say not, any minute now, they're gonna be out Finished, then it'll be my turn
Who is the pip with pizzazz? Who is all ginger and jazz? Who is as glamorous as?
Who's an American Beauty Rose? With an American Beauty nose And ten American Beauty toes?
Eye on the target and wham One shot, one gun shot and bam Hey Mister Keeney, here I am
I'm the greatest star, I am by far But no one knows it, that's why I was born I'll blow my horn, till someone blows in
I gotta break the lights, gotta flash the light I'll flicker, then flare up All the world's gonna stare up
Lookin' down, you'll never see me Try the sky 'cause that'll be me I can make 'em cry, I can make 'em sigh
Someday, they'll clamor for my drama Have you guessed yet? Who's the best yet? If you ain't, I'll tell you one more time
You'll bet your last dime In all of the world so far I am the greatest, greatest star