NICK You are woman, I am man You are smaller, so I can be taller than, You are softer to the touch, It's a feeling I like feeling very much. You are someone I've admired, Still, our friendship Leaves something to be desired. Does it take more explanation than this? You are woman, I am man-- Let's kiss.
FANNY BRICE Isn't this the height of nonchalance, Furnishing a bed in restaurants? Well, a bit of dinner never hurt, But guess who is gonna be dessert? Do good girls do just what mama says, When mama's not around? It's a feeling, Oy vey, what a feeling.
NICK A bit of pate?
FANNY BRICE I drink it all day! Should I do the things he'll tell me to? In this pickle what would Sadie do? In my soul I feel an inner lack, Just suppose he wants his dinner back?
Just some dried-out toast in a sliver On the top a...a little chopped liver. How many girls become a sinner While waiting for a roast beef dinner? Though most girls slip in ordinary ways I got style--I do it bordelaise. Well at least you think I'm special-- You ordered à la carte. It's a feeling, I like feeling very... I feel the feeling down to my toes Now I feel that there's a fire here, Try that once a little higher, dear, What a beast to ruin such a pearl! Would a convent take a Jewish girl? [Laughs]
NICK Does it take more explanation than this?
FANNY BRICE Ooo the thrills and chills going through me If I stop him now, Can he sue me