Oh, it's bad luck to be you. A chosen one of many isn't new When you think you're full of luck in the bullock's you'll get struck Oh, it's bad luck to be you. You came upon a lad with confidence. The contemplating moments growing tense. He tried to clarify His unthinking reasons why But in the end his logic made no sense. Oh, it's bad luck to be you. The prophecy is never coming true In a pickle you'll be stuck Like a chicken you'll cluck Oh, it's bad luck to be you. His thirst for adventure didn't bend A helping hand is all you tried to lend The treasure did entice And you wound up being nice. You saved him from what could have been the end. Oh, it's bad luck to be you. Don't think for just a second it's not true When your life has run amuck You'll see that you're the schmuck. Oh, it's bad luck to be Really bad luck to be Nobody could disagree. It's a freaking guarantee. Oh, it's bad luck to be you. Diddly doo.