JASON Hey little boy would you like a ride, a lollipop, a puppy? How about a baseball bat? – there’s one in my pants
PETER No thank you. My mom, she said to never talk to strangers
JASON So a kiss is out of the question then…?
PETER I’ll take a chance So where were you? Online? Asleep? Like half the congregation
JASON So are we damned?
PETER I stayed awake as long as I could
JASON Good Catholic, I say we go fall asleep together
PETER Do you?
JASON Should I bring my baseball bat?
PETER I think you should
STUDENTS Jason
SWING You’re a superstar man
STUDENTS Jason
MATT And I couldn’t guard you
STUDENTS Jason
PETER It’s always the same
JASON No, let’s duck in here and…
STUDENTS Jason, you have a date for prom yet? Jason, did you lose my number? Jason
JASON This is all just a game
You and I You take my hand leaving me breathless Feel the beat of my racing heart so you’ll understand And know why we whisper in hallways I’ll be with you always Running together, forever you and I
PETER Tell me why I should trust you when the girls all lust to touch you
JASON Cause when I have you near me I go out of my mind Need help there?
PETER You’re cute, and it’s tough to argue with a hard-on Think that you could lend a hand here?
JASON If I had the time
STUDENTS Jason
JASON Peter, don’t you worry
STUDENTS Jason
JASON Cause I wouldn’t leave you
STUDENTS Jason
JASON Not even for Zack
ZACK Yo!
JASON Hey, looking good man
STUDENTS Jason
JASON What we have is perfect
STUDENTS Jason
PETER Then we’ll tell my mother
STUDENTS Jason
JASON Let’s lay off the crack!
You and I You take my hand leaving me breathless Feel the beat of my racing heart so you’ll understand And know why we whisper in hallways I’ll be with you always Running together, forever you and I
PETER There’s something that I want to ask you Now don’t say ‘no’ Just hear me out After school they hold auditions Something just to...think about
JASON God, you asked the same thing last year You know acting’s not my thing Plus I might go out for baseball And I neither dance nor sing
PETER You have never mentioned baseball You haven’t played since we were twelve And as for ‘acting’s not my thing’ It’s obvious it’s something else
JASON I don’t act
PETER I think you’re the best act this school has ever seen
JASON So take a bow, and I’ll…
PETER You know what I mean Just a thought, forget I brought it up
JASON We'll think about it tonight When everything is right We’ll shut off the lights And cuddle in bed And see how far we get
PETER Is that supposed to shut me up?
JASON Yea
PETER Jerk
JASON You and I You take my hand leaving me breathless Feel the beat of my racing heart so you’ll understand And know why we whisper in hallways I’ll be with you always Running together... [a school bell rings] ...Miss me!