[Verse:] Singer 1: If I had a million dollars Singer 2: If I had a million dollars 1: Well I'd buy you a house 2: I would buy you a house 1: And if I had a million dollars 2: If I had a million dollars 1: Buy you furniture for your house 2: Maybe a nice Chesterfield or an Ottoman 1: And if I had a million dollars 2: If I had a million dollars 1: Well I'd buy you a K-car 2: A nice reliant automobile
1: And If I had a million dollars Both: I'd buy your loooooooooooooooove
Both: If I had a million dollars 2: I'd build a tree fort in our yard Both: If I had a million dollars 2: You could help it wouldn't be that hard Both: If I had a million dollars 2: Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
[Spoken] 1: Or maybe we could just go up there and hang out 2: Like open the fridge and stuff 2: And there are already foods layed out for us with little pre-wrapped sausages and things. 1: mmm 2: They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon 1: Well can you blame them? 2: Oh yeah
[Verse 2:] 1: If I had a million dollars 2: If I had a million dollars 1: Well I'd buy you a fur coat 2: But not a real fur coat that's cruel 1: And if I had a million dollars 2: If I had a million dollars 1: Well I'd buy you an exotic pet 2: Yep! Like a llama or an emu 1: And if I had a million dollars 2: If I had a million dollars 1: Well I'd buy you John Merrick's remains 2: Oooh all them crazy elephant bones
1: And If I had a million dollars Both: I'd buy your loooooooooooooooove
Both: If I had a million dollars 2: We wouldn't have to walk to the store Both: If I had a million dollars 2: No we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more Both: If I had a million dollars 2: We wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner
[Spoken] 1: But we would eat Kraft dinner 2: Of course we would, we'd just eat more 2: And buy really expensive ketchups with it 1: That's right all the fanciest ketchu- Dijon ketchups 1: mmm 2: mhm
[Verse 3:] 1: If I had a million dollars 2: If I had a million dollars 1: Well I'd buy you a green dress 2: But not a real green dress that's cruel 1: And if I had a million dollars 2: If I had a million dollars 1: Well I'd buy you some art 2: A Picasso or a Garfunkel 1: And if I had a million dollars 2: If I had a million dollars 1: Well I'd buy you a monkey 2: Haven't you always wanted a monkey!
1: And if I had a million dollars Both: I'd buy your loooooooooooooooove
Group of Singers (Gos): If I had a million dollars 2: If I had a million dollars Gos: If I had a million dollars 2: If I had a million dollars Gos: If I had a million do-o-o-o-lla-a-ars