Barney: I know what you're thinking What's Barney been drinking, that girl was smoking hot? Yes I could have nailed her But no it's not a failure cos there's one thing she is not To score a 10 would be just fine But I'd rather be dressed to the nines It's a truth you can't refute Nothing suits me like a suit Picture a world where all the boys and girls Are impeccably well dressed That delivery guy in a jacket and tie That puppy in a double breast That 80's dude with mutton chops That baby with a lollipop That lady cop who's kinda cute Nothing suits 'em like a suit
(Ensemble): Barney: (Suits) Wingman I can wear (Suits) They're oh so debonair (Suits) The perfect way to snare a girl with daddy issues (Suits) In navy, blue or black, check out this perfect rack I want to give them a squeeze
Marshall: Oh really? Then answer these questions if you please What would you do if you had to chose between your suits and a pot of gold?
Barney: Suits
Ted: What would you say if you gave your suits away and in return you'd never grow old.
Barney: Suits
Robin: What would you pick? One million chicks or a single three piece suit.
Barney: 's moot.
Lily: What if world peace were within your reach?
Barney: Alalalala! I'm gonna stop you right there. It's suits. C'mon Lily. Get your head outta your ass. Two! Three! Four!
Ensemble: Girls will go and girls will come but there's only one absolute. Every Bro on the go needs to know that there's no accepted substitute.
Barney: I'm sorry suits, let's make amends? My Sunday best are my best friends. Send Casual Friday down the laundry chute.
Ensemble: Cos nothing suits The undisputed Oft' saluted Suitor of repute Like a
Barney: Wait for it- Suit!
Ensemble: Nothing suits him like a suit-up suit-up suit-up suit-up Suit!