Jingle Bells : ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ Pulling down her pants, yanking off my own Underneath the mistletoe, I'll make your sister moan ! Oh, Heather's hot, Heather's hot, we'll go all the way
We Wish You A Merry Christmas : ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ I wish I could see her naked, I wish I could see her naked, I wish I could see her naked, and down on all fours ... *outch*
The Dreidl Song : ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ Ted has a little sister, gets hotter every day, And if I ever meet her, with her boobies I will play ! Everybody! Sister, sister, sister... What? I can celebrate Hannukah too...