I read the news today, oh boy, About a lucky man who made the grade, And though the news was rather sad, Well, I just had to la'a-augh, I saw the photogra'a-aph - He blew his mind out in a car, He didn't notice that the lights had changed, A crowd of people stood and stared, They'd seen his face before, Nobody was really sure If he was from the House of Lords.
I saw a film today, oh boy, - The English Army had just won the war - A crowd of people turned away, But I just had to look having read the book, I'd love to tu-uu-uu-uurn you-uu-uu-uu o-oo-oon.
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Woke up... fell out of bed... Dragged a comb across my head... Found my way downstairs... and drank a cup... And looking up I noticed I was late... (H'-h'-h'-h')
Found my coat... and grabbed my hat... Made the bus in seconds flat... Found my way upstairs... and had a smoke... And somebody spoke... and I went into a dream...
I read the news today, oh boy, - Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire - And though the holes were rather small, They had to count them all, Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall, I'd love to tu-uu-uu-uurn you-uu-uu-uu o-oo-oon.