Bart: I got a B in arithmetic. Army: I got a B in arithmetic. Bart: Would have got an A but I was sick. Army: Would have got an A but I was sick.
Bart: We are rubber, you are glue. Army: We are rubber, you are glue. Bart: It bounces off of us and sticks to you. Army: It bounces off of us and sticks to you. Bart: Sound off. Army: One! Two! Bart: Sound off! Army: Three!! Four!!
Bart: In English class I did the best. Army: In English class I did the best. Bart: Because I cheated on the test. Army: Because I cheated on the test. Bart: Sound off. Army: One! Two! Bart: I can't hear you! Army: Three!! Four!!
Bart: We are happy, we are merry. Army: We are happy, we are merry. Bart: We got a rhyming dictionary. Army: We got a rhyming dictionary. Bart: Sound off. Army: One! Two! Bart: One more time! Army: Three! Four! Bart: Bring it on home now! Army: One! Two! Three! Four! One! Two! ... Three-Four!