(Bieber Clone Checklist: Horrible clothing, stupid dancing) I-I’m a clone of Bieber Wear oversized sneakers And sing into mirrors (In love with self) And my My government grew me in a laboratory To become the next big teen heartthrob Everything’s looking good Next we should Test out how he performs the hook! Now I’m outside My friends are dancing like tools See a black guy And high five him so that I look cool (Wants to be black) Chasing a broad Acting like I am in love Singing a song That sounds twenty years old and also my hat is dumb (THE NEW JUSTIN BIEBER) Who is this scum?
Why are you walking away? I guess you must be gay Cause I’m fucking perfect bitch (Total douche bag) No It’s because you look nine And I hope you realize That this song sounds just like Bye bye bye Everything’s looking great With Austin Wait who is that? Oh shit it’s Justin! These needs to stop Crap he found us this is bad You think you’re hot But you don’t even wear drop crotch pants Justin piss off I’m the new you kiss my ass That’s the last straw I challenge you to a swag match OK it’s on! Swag (x5) Like Donkey Kong! Swag (x7) What the hell is happening? Their egos are colliding It is causing an earthquake We need to deactivate!
Well well well look who decided to wake up! Hey! You are those four guys from N Sync nobody remembers! Yeah that’s right. And we don’t take kindly to someone's stealing our music style you little punk! Guys can we just talk about this? I don’t think so. Time to go bye bye bye Mahone! No! Somebody help! (Failed experiments) (Caution biological hazard)