Don’t you deport me Don’t you deport me Oh no no, oh no no Oh no no, oh no no You can’t deport me I am invincible Fuck this, I’m Justin Ain’t heading north just like that I ain’t done nothing to deserve that, uh uh Your stupid rules don’t apply to me Ah ah ah ah ahhh This cough syrup’s making me dizzy now That’s right I’m above the law Like Steve Seagal but hotter My crime spree started slow Got faster One egging next door Want some more?
Raided by the feds they found all my meds (shit)
Then I got caught dragging High on weed and drinking But I had my dad with me Dipshit helped me block the streets
It’s teenage mentality Just doing what teenage boys do
Dad forgot to mention Swag He’s 38
Beliebers, beliebe me I’m innocent Ha, I just lied to you and I’m fine with it ‘Cause I don’t understand a consequence
Hello. A dozen eggs and some sizzurp. Uh, hello, we just cut line. I don’t wait in line. The names Justin. Yeah, I know who you are. Uuuuuu, are these Takis, I love Takis, nah, just kidding. What are Takis? Takis, how you say it? Nah, I’m just kidding, I love Takis. Just kidding, what the heck is that? They’re small Taquitos! Well, I would love to talk with you on the phone about you not deport me back to Canada. That’s the lamest attempt I’ve ever heard. Prostitute! But that mouschache though, hooff!
It will be her first time ooh yea, yea On JB’s gross stache ride, feels so damn good ooh yea, yea Like a porcupine
You’re a dick, kid
Ooh no, no I’m just a codeine addict God I’m faded ooh yea, yea Like that time in the plane cabin Attention, attention! Please stop smoking weed you two I cannot fly this jet need oxygen Fuck you, my dad said it’s cool
I will keep on dancing until we’re romancing
Nasty boy, I am pricey 1k to suck my boobies
Is there room for family? I wanna take our picture too.
Oh, by the way, Justin.
What, bitch?
This was a sting
Freeze! You’re under arrest for the solicitation of prostitution!
Oh son of a bitch!
Oh shit! [Quack quack quack quack quaaaack].
Oh no no, oh no no Oh no no, oh no no this is bullshit Let me go you assholes I didn’t do it I need to try to look like I’m innocent
Stop making that stupid face inside my courtroom. Since it’s your first real crime.
Ooh yea, yea
I think I’ll let you slide
Hold the damn phone
Oh no, no
There’s public outcry [PETITION DEPORTATION JUSTIN BIEBER]
Go home Justin!
Hell no, no
We’re tired of your antics!
I might be busted. Ooh yea, yea. But I can still wreak havoc.
Enough! Deporting this disease just won’t cut it Justin needs to get his scrawny ass kicked