Bart Baker - I Knew You Were Trouble and 22 Parody | Текст песни

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• I Knew You Were Trouble and 22 Parody

[Taylor:]
Once upon a time, before I was insane.
I dated this Disney guy, Joe Jonas was his name.
But he broke up with me,
[Joe:]
You're just way too creepy, plus I found someone else, his name's Mickey. (HO HO)
[Taylor:]
So, I wrote a song about his stupid ass.
Then, found this guy named John,
but that was over fast.
If you don't marry me, I will pull out your teeth!
[John:]
You're totally crazy.
[Taylor:]
No!
[John:]
Yes!
[Taylor:]
No!
[John:]
Yes!
[Taylor:]
Maybe...
He hit me with his guitar, and he said that "we are through."
Just you wait, until I write a song about you!
Then, I met that Jake Gyllenhal dick,
and was obsessed right away!
[Jake:]
You've sent me 1,000 messages!
and that's just from today!!
[Taylor:]
Oh, that's because I'm having your baby!
[Jake:]
What?! But, you don't even put out
[Taylor:]
Stop questioning me, Jakey,
or I'll punch you 6 feet underground!!!!!!
[Jake:]
WHOA! WHOA!
Psycho, psycho, psycho!
[Taylor:]
Fine, go! It's good material
Next came Kennedy, I think he was fifteen.
I bought the house next door,
to watch you constantly, and also to make sure.. You never ever cheat!
[Connor:]
OMG! We are done, you are scary!
[Taylor:]
Harry was my last, that One Direction freak.
I taped him to my wall, so he could never leave.
[Harry:]
Someone call the police!
You're insane we are through!
[Taylor:]
You're just like all the rest!
What did I do to you?!
So I used, my stalker app.
To track down, all of those pricks.
The next song I write I'll use, their blood as my ink! Hey!
[Jake:]
Holy crap, that nut job just bursted in!
[Ex-Boyfriends:]
Ahh!
[Taylor:]
What the hell is this?
[Ex-Boyfriends:]
It's a support group for all the men.
You wrote songs about, you bitch!
[Taylor:]
What? I have not written about Harry yet.
[Harry:]
I am just planning ahead.
[John:]
Why are you even here anyway?
[Taylor:]
To finish you all off with my pen!
[Ex-Boyfriends:]
No, no, devil, devil, devil.
[Taylor:]
Oh, oh, It's true, I'm the devil!
[Doctor:]
OK! that's enough.
You were right, she's nuts.
You are coming with us.
[Taylor:]
Wait, what?
Get off of me, I'm not crazy!!
AH!
[Ex-Boyfriends:]
It worked!
This was all a trick, we knew you would come.
So, we hired this doctor.
[Doctor:]
You're going to an insane asylum,
based on the behavior I observed.
[Taylor:]
Oh, oh, Let me go, you assholes!
[Assholes:]
No! No!
[Doctor:]
Welcome to your new home.
[Mickey:]
Haha, so you're crazy too, huh?

и 22:
"22 Parody"

It feels like the perfect day to torture my ex's and then put on their skin
HELP ME!
Shut up, Harry!

I escaped from the asylum and kidnapped all of them.
So I could get my revenge.
You're sick!
Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
Yeah! I got:
Joe Jake John and Kennedy all wrapped up in duct tape.
Bitch give me back my fuckin face.
Fat chance.
Today is the first day of the never ending hell date.
It's time!

Oh oh!
Now, you will be mine until the end of all time.
I will never let you leave.
Somebody call the police.
You better shut your mouth or I will cut your tongue out.
Why are you dancing like that?
Beause I'm a psychopath
Now it's your turn to dance.
AHHHHH! You just shot me in my ass.

You should never have dumped me.
Now you're all buried.
Let's watch Tyler Perry.
Please, just kill us!

It's just MADEA GOES TO JAIL.
AHH!
My favorite movie.
Hallelujah.
This proves she's crazy.
AHHH! It's making my eyes bleed.

Yeah! Soon you will all become members of my death cult.
Ah, excuse me?
After the murder ritual.
Oh crap!
Then we will spend eternity together below.
IN HELL, ah-ha-ha-ha!

Uh-oh!
All the rumors are true, I am Satan.
Yeah, we knew.
Now your heads must all come off.
BRB, I'll get the saw.
Dude, she dropped her cell phone.
Pick it up, call the Po - Po.
We'll be dead once they get here.
I have a better idea, Send!

AH! What are you doing?
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
AH!
We were not doing anything.
Eh! No better time to die.
Oh, no, no, no!

I'll see you in the afterlife.

Hey! Hey! Drop the weapon Miss Swift!
OMG! It's Jesus!
HOW DID YOU FIND ME J.C.!
I got a text from J.D.
We're actually quite close.
He likes all my Facebook posts.
And he follows me on Twitter.
Anyway, back to Taylor now!
Time to take care of you.
I can't move.
With this Holy water balloon.
Ah! Get that away from me, you fool! Ah!
Sorry, but your time here is through.

AHHHH!

Yah!
Oh my God!

Well, my children, that's a wrap on that crazy bitch! Who wants to go to the strip club? Lap dances all on me!

Yeah!


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