Bart Baker - Jason Derulo - "Wiggle" PARODY | Текст песни

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• Jason Derulo - "Wiggle" PARODY

Hey yo Jason
wake yo ass up
we got a video to shoot today
Aww shit
but I got no lyrics
I was so busy sleeping with all these girls
that I forgot to write words for my own song
Man you on dumbass muthafucka
Wait
I got it!

I'll make a whole song about big fat butts
And I'll call it "Wiggle"
Dude that is pitiful
That's the best I could do
Hip Hop music is screwed
Schwing!

I've had like seventeen top ten hits
but most people still don't know me from shit
Wait hold the hell up you aren't Chris Brown?
No I'm Jason Derulo
Who?
I'm out

Hot Damnit
who ate my damn ham sandwich?
that might be the worst lyric
ever written in music
Snoop quit spying on all the young girls butts
but I'm a pervizzle
love the way they jiggle
think my little pickle
has grown into missile
That's disgusting!

I'm almost halfway thru this dumb song
Why the hell did you bring Snoop Dogg along?
he hasn't done shit but act like a creep
He's here cause he's much more famous than me

You're skinny
don't pot heads get the munchies?
Hell yeah
Did you eat my ham sandwich?
Hell no
Are you anorexic?
And will you sing this part cause my lyrics suck?
Fashizzle Jizzle Dizzle
Those ain't word imbecile
They are words my nizzle
check the dictionizzle
Schwing!

My raps are so lame lately
cause I'm lazy
rap on any piece of shit pop song
long as you pay me
check these hos they couldn't be hotter
just so
sad they young enough to be my granddaughters
pedo
completely sold out long ago
about a billion bongs ago
that's why I rap on crap like this
I'm so high I don't even know
cliche spewin's what I'm doin
no integrity
used to be a gangsta
now I'm just a joke that's not funny

Who's that jailbird?
I'm Chris Brown
(it's Chris Brown 3×)
you straight up jacked
my look and sound
(look and sound 3×)
Are you here to start a fight?
I fight women
I don't fight guys

Stop this song right now or we'll kick your butts!
Oh shit it's the Wiggles
This song is crap
you ruined our name dickhole
With this damn track
now when kids search Wiggles
They just find ass
massive butts that jiggle
What's wrong with that?
Wiggle wiggle wiggle!


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