Huh Huh Hey Ooh I need help Ooh Daddy Mommy Are you watching? Wondering If I am making this pointless sex tape right I just keep on biting My arm Maybe I’ll try masturbating This awful drawn out tune is a total bore So I turned to shock value and made a gay porn Dad, I’m a whore Aren’t you proud of me? Can’t ignore someone this trashy Feed me I am starving I am crying out for food That’s why I try to eat my fingers and bed sheets I look like a gross malnourished JB My arm Tastes like chicken Hey Oh oh oh
[Mickey] Miley, it’s me, Mickey Stop being a slut Please come back to Disney and Hannah Montana
[Miley] No, I’m a whore Fuck you and Disney Softcore porn Makes way more money
Fingering myself in milk and rubbing on my tiny titties Come join me
[Mickey] No way, you skank, I’m not here to get nasty
[Miley] God Mickey you don’t know what you’re missing just give in and let’s screw You can’t say no to me, be a mouse and score
[Mickey] I need my morals Miley
[Miley] You need Hannah more
[Mickey] Could I ask for you to wear this wig, boo? Oh yeah, that’s it! Hold this mic too. Oh baby – oh yes, that will do. Oh god.
[Billy Ray] Miley, Miley open up it's your daddy Oh sweet nibblets!