Bart Baker - Miley Cyrus - "We Can't Stop" PARODY | Текст песни

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• Miley Cyrus - "We Can't Stop" PARODY

Her name’s Miley she started on Disney
Used to be so innocent and so sweet
But now all she wants to do is party
Put in fake golden teeth and act really trashy
This song is to let everybody know
(I’m slutty now)
I’m totally out of control
And to try to pick up more black fans
By acting ratchet and shaking my ass
Tweeting skanky pick everyday
Check out my va jay jay
And I’m gonna twerk all night
All I need’s my crack pipe
Alright!
So la da di da di who has some molly?
Give it to Miley
Because I really love drugs
Miley’s so cool!
Let’s do drugs too!
I am desperate for attention
That is why I made this video
Acting like a classless sex crazed ho
I was country
Now I’m slutty
If it isn’t for my daddy
I’d be flipping burgers as Wendy’s
Yea yea
Her name’s Miley and she got a haircut
Now she looks like Ellen DeGeneres
She’s having an identity crisis
Hannah Montana must have really messed her up
(My daughter is going to hell)
With my homegirls shaking my fat ass
We are not your homegirls and yo ass flat
I mean come on you a rich white chick
This whole urban act is obnoxious and racist
This is Liam Hemsworth my fiancé
Honey please stop acting like a drunk skank
I’m so high and horny
Gonna make out with a Barbie
So la da di di dum
I stick out my tongue more than anyone
Because I think it looks hot
No is does not!
Goddamnit stop!
This is softcore internet porn
Shut up Liam and pour me more wine
Who the hell invited Amanda Bynes?
You’re all ugly compared to me
Especially Miley and Drake
At least I’m not a bipolar Twitter whore fake
You skank!
Oh snap Amanda just tackled Miley
Now those crazy bitches are wrestling
This is one extremely messed up party
Oh shit Miley just ripped out Amanda’s piercings
God please help us now they both are twerking
And both of their mouths just started foaming
Looks like they did way too much heroin
I am done narrating
This is too disgusting

So you’re marrying that?
Unfortunately


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