Bart Baker - One Direction "What makes you beautiful" Parody | Текст песни

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• One Direction "What makes you beautiful" Parody

Check out my hair, isn’t it cute
I use a really expensive shampoo
We’re throwing rocks and acting tough
Even though we’re all wearing tons of makeup

Are managers says we have to act straight
Even we’re all gay

We’re at the beach acting like we’re hunting for chicks
But secretly what we’re looking for is some d!ck

Shut the hell up guys and get back in the closet
They can’t know oh oh
That you’re not hetero

Snorting bath salts and jumping in place
Look at that hot guy I think we should eat his face

Get away you pschyo’s I have some mase

Damn that blow oh oh’s
Bet that you taste beautiful

No no! Get lost you druged up homo’s!

We’re playing sports so we seem staight.
Our manager said that’s a good way ah ah

You need the gals for record sales
So you better be kicking that ball all damn day

Oh what’s the point
Everyone can see it
It’s obvious we like pen!s

We are five gay British boys skipping in the waves
All we want to do is watch Magic Mike all day

Let’s all get in the water and masturbate

I’m gonna think about you
I’m gonna think about you too

God damn it guys stop being gay
99% of your fans are staright ladies
If they find out your queers our sales will go away

Oh fine (ine) (ine) we’ll save it for another time

There’s a girl go and act like straight guys.

Na na na na na na na na na na

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes

Hey girl, I’m suppose to act like you get us off
But looking at you makes our pen!s go ever soft

Oh my gosh, I think I see David Hasselhoff

Hey, boys, it’s the Hoff
I’ve been on this beach since Baywatch and I have been watching you all this time
I gotta say that you’re all looking mighty fine
Why don’t we head back to my place and have some wine

Ya, lets go that sounds so magical

No, no, no, do not go over to his home.

Whoa whoa whoa these boys are mine they’re beautifull.

Are you serious
Are you kidding me…

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