[Alex Farnham (Selena Gomez):] Most of my songs are about Being obsessed with sex and hot dudes And since I look like I'm twelve it's creepy when I show off my boobs I broke into this guy's house Cos I'm totally obsessed with him Can't keep my hands to myself Got to touch everything owned by him
Oh-oh I touch his shirts and his dockers Because I'm a crazy stalker And his socks, his shoes, and all his ties I know if I touch everything He'll have no choice but to love me Like his brush, his floss, and his nail file
Can't keep my hands to myself
[Jessica Lesaca (Maid):] Hey you! What the hell? Who are you what is your deal? I like how that feels
[Alex Farnham (Selena Gomez):] I have to touch all his foods And this oven used for cooking it That doesn't feel very good
[Ben Loescher (Chef):] Wow Selena you are dumb as shit
[Bart Baker (Justin Bieber):] Selena! What are you doin in my house? I thought I told you to stay out Also why are you fondling my ice?
[Alex Farnham (Selena Gomez):] Justin my dear I still love you So I decided to stalk you! And touching you things it feels so nice
[Bart Baker (Justin Bieber):] Well keep your hands to yourself!
[Alex Farnham (Selena Gomez):] No stop what the hell?
[Bart Baker (Justin Bieber):] What's going on?
[Alex Farnham (Selena Gomez):] I can't tell Can't control myself
[Bart Baker (Justin Bieber):] Your hands are under some spell Like they have minds of themselves It must be demons from hell! Evil time to be expelled!
[Alex Farnham (Selena Gomez):] Can't keep my hands to myself