I'm Adam Levine I'm a huge star These are my bandmates No one cares who we are We all got dressed up Put on nice clothes To make the worlds most self loving video yey My ego needs attention so much So me and Maroon 5 just show up Who cares if we're invited to play? Go to sleep We'll just plug all our instruments in In the middle of your reception Who cares if we ruin your big day?
You're so Lucky! Cuz you get to see us play for free You ruined our wedding! Make it stop your voice is so piercing! I want you jerks out of here and make it quick! You disfigured my daughters face you prick! That went great Indeed Now lets go on to the next wedding
All of our songs sound excactly the same This one is no exception it's stale and lame We're only famous cuz chicks think he's hot If you think it's cuz our musics good it's not But radio plays us constantly And my face is always on TV So theres really no way to escape Do not move This will be the best day of their lives Not because they'll become man and wife But because they'll see me Drop the drape
I'm here! You're blessed! To have your wedding in my presence This song Is so bad That it's making us all puke and crap! Okay boys we've made their day Its time to go Thank you we're glad you enjoyed the show Someone help my Dad! 911 send an ambulance fast!
Here come some female fans They wanna take some pics Ew dude get off of me! Who the hell are these suited dicks? I'm such a sexy man Women can not resist Tiffany taze his ass Thats what you get for the duck lips Now lets drop the final drape and blow everyone away These chicks are gonna lose their shit They won't believe it's really
Adam! Levine! Yes thats right people it's really me No god please Stop playing Everybody's heads are exploding! Boys we're totally killing Sadly you're right We've killed like everyone here tonight They all Love me So why isn't anyone clapping?