Bart Baker - "Wiggle" PARODY | Текст песни

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Hey yo, Jason
Z-Z-Z-Z! Z-Z-Z-Z!
Wake yo ass up
We got a video to shoot today
Awww shit
But I got no lyrics.
I was so busy sleeping with all these girls that I forgot to write words for my own song
Man you one dumbass muthafucka
Wait
I got it!
I’ll make a whole song abut big fat butts and I’ll call it “Wiggle”
[PRODUCT PLACEMENT]
Dude that is pitiful
That’s the best I could do
Hip Hop music is screwed
Schwing!
I’ve had like seventeen top ten hits. Source: LYBIO.net
But most people still don’t know me from shit
Wait hold the hell up you aren’t Chris Brown?
No I’m Jason Derulo
Who? I’m out!
Hot Damnit! (Woo) Who ate my damn ham sandwich? (Woo)
That might be the worst lyric. (Woo) Ever written in music.
Snoop quit spying on all the young girls butts.
But I’m a pervizzle.
Love the way they jiggle.
Think my little pickle has grown into a missile
That’s disgusting!
I’m almost halfway thru this dumb song.
Why the hell did you bring Snoop Dogg along?
He hasn’t done shit but act like a creep.
Here’s here cause he’s much more famous than me.
You’re skinny (Woo)
Don’t pot heads get the munchies?
Hell yeah.
Do you eat my ham sandwich?
Hell no.
Are you anorexic?
And will you sing this part cause my lyrics suck?
Fashizzle Jizzle Dizzle.
Those ain’t word imbecile
They are words my nizzle.
Check the dictionizzle.
Schwing!

[Snoop Dogg - Omar Gharaibeh:] Source: LYBIO.net
My raps are so lame lately cause I’m lazy, rap on any piece of shit pop song long as you pay me, check these hos they couldn’t be hotter, just so, sad they young enough to be my granddaughters pedo, completely sold out long ago, about a billion bongs ago, that’s why I rap on crap like this, I’m so high I don’t even know. Cliche spewin’s what I’m doin’, no integrity, used to be a gangsta, now I’m just a joke that’s not funny.

Who’s that jailbird?
I’m Chris Brown
(It’s Chris Brown, it’s Chris Brown, it’s Chris Brown….)
You straight up jacked my look and sound
(Look and sound, look and sound, look and sound….)
Are you here to start a fight?
I fight women, I don’t fight guys.

Stop this song right now or we’ll kick your butts!

Oh shit it’s the Wiggles.

This song is crap. (Hey, Hey!….)
You ruined our name dickhole
With this damn track now when kids search Wiggles
They just find ass
Massive butts that jiggle

What’s wrong with that?

Wiggle wiggle wiggle!
*[slap sound]*
Damn baby you got a bright future behind you.

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