Bart: name is Bart and I am funky my name is Bart the one and only I did not come to get around let's get this straight let's get it down I've seen those teachers I've seen that face I've seen the phoning Bart all over the place that Bart's a boothway that Bart's a fink he's out to fool you man he's on the take but now it's time to take a stand there's only one Bart due and I'm the man my name is Bart and I am funky my name is Bart the one and only head me now
My name is Bart and I am funky when it comes to funk I ain't no flunky I'm more dangerous I am unique the photo punk the super freak I ease the nud that certain flair a week of style and several affair I wrote this song I know you know it something for madness sold it he came and stole it but I can't be Bart oh no I won't be sold when they meet me they tossed them all my name is Bart and I am funky my name is Bart the one and only heard me now
Hey Lisa play some horn on my song oh yea that's it we'll be jamming play it do it get down there you go – you play that oh yea
Marge: Bart have you done your homework?
Bart: not now mom we're working on my new song
Lisa: it's not his song mom he stole it from Prince
Bart: did not
Lisa: did do
Bart: did not
Lisa: did do
Marge: tell the truth Bart
Bart: alright alright but I only borrowed it he wasn't using it this week
Marge: well maybe they'll complain about this
Bart: My name is Bart I'm not so funky it's still my name Bart the one and only I am not Prince or anyone else when all is said and done I'm just myself I'm not Nirvana I'm not Lyle Lovett I'm the underachiever and still proud of it I know like Poe some crazy stuff a hectic rude I played too rough but now I've changed I've seen the light I'm on the straight and narrow all make it right my name is Bart I'm not so funky my name is Bart the one and only going through the name