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Once in Mongolia, I noticed a fire, Whole city burning and the flames getting higher, They're yelling "Save us or we're all gonna bake!", I ate the flames and the I drank the whole lake
They call me Bartok the Magnificent, The specifically, terrifically magnificent, A mammal so inflammable he saved the day, I tell you B-A-R-T-OK!
Folks, that's 10 000 pounds of pressure! Folks, this here's a dragon. An exact replica. 150 - 200 tons easily. A fire spitter. Kill ya with a flick of the tail. Careful tehre, sir. Better safe than sorry.
One time in Hungary this dragon appears, He's very hung-a-ary, No dinner in years, And then he grabs me and I'm practically through, I summon all my strenght, And using the dragon's body weight against him, I throw him off me, And I gave him a one to the solar plexus, And a two to the kidneys! He was deflated cos I knew my kung fu, That's why I'm Bartok the Magnificent, With a "ha" and a "hiya" that are significant, That dragon hasn't eaten since that fateful day, Thanks to B-A-R-T-OK!
Bartok, the Magnificent, Undeniably, relilably magnificent, And heaven help a harpy who gets in my way, I guess I'm just a natural or so they say, This bat'll go to battle for you come what may, I tell ya, B-A-R-T-OK!
OK. Great crowd! Good people! Oh, please, you're too kind!

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