First boyfriend You live in my house and we share a toilet seat And I am not the least bit drawn The covers in divisive heaps Scared of how little I care
First boyfriend You live in my house and we share a toilet seat And I am not the least bit drawn And I am not the least bit drawn to your heat [pre-hook]] On the nights you roll over and introduce yourself Nurse this erection back to full health On the nights you roll over and introduce yourself I am elsewhere
[Hook] Failed your Maiden Voyage Failed a Maiden Voyage Failed your Maiden Voyage Failed a Maiden Voyage Fated all the while You know that this was never your home Your life, your husband, your time Failed your Maiden Voyage Failed a Maiden Voyage Failed your Maiden Voyage Failed a Maiden Voyage Fated all the while You know no love remains No, not at all, no No, not in either one of us
[Verse 2] You don't do anything with your life Fascinating, terrible - your stupid idling mind I can prod your hurt all night Or resign and find Any other stupid thing to do with my time I was never poetic and never kind
[Bridge] Scared of how little I care for you Scared of how little I care for you Scared of how little I care for you I am elsewhere