Calamity Man Wherever I come bad luck is coming my way Wherever I go hard luck is there to stay If I say yes people laugh and say I'm mad If I say no they get furious and I get said Goodluck never stays a day Bad luck's always coming my way REF: Calamity Man They call me the Calamity Man But I'm trying as hard as I can To keep bad luck away from me But I'm doomed to live a life filled with misery I took a trip to England on a ferryboat After a while it sank after being afloat Few years ago I went to holydays on Tenerife Leaving there people full of grief Goodluck never stays a day Bad luck's always coming my way REF I'm even worse than a tornado, whirlwind, hurricane Even my looks make ordinary people go insane When they put me away in a bunker of ferro-concrete My misery radiation made it crash completely Goodluck never stays a day Bad luck's always coming my way REF I took a trip to England on a ferryboat After a while it sank after being afloat Few years ago I went to holydays on Tenerife Leaving there people full of grief Goodluck never stays a day Bad luck's always coming my way REF