We're having a real good party the music plays out loud The neighbours didn't like it they banged the doors and shout I told them to get stuffed: ‘don't you bother me no more' But after half an hour there was ponies at the door, ponies at the door We're all in a dance-hall the band just played it hot The whole joint started jumping the place was torn apart The roof just didnt' hold it and fell onto the floor I heard that siren coming it was ponies at the door, ponies at the door Kitty and Hardy were havin' a lot of fun They were chasin' mice with dad's old Tommy-gun And just around the corner they robbed a liquorstore But they were too drunk to hear the ponies at the door, ponies at the door