Chorus: Ee-oh ma dearie-o, whaur will we tarry-o If we are tae marry-o, whaur will we gang?
1) We could walk along the Seine Paris in the April rain Say the magic words \"Je t'aime\" Monsieur and Madame I hear what you're sayin' flower Love below the Eiffel Tower But I get crabbit in a shower It's just the way I am
2) Let's go tae some Polynesian Island Where it's never freezin' Lovers wed there every season By the coral sea But I'm a' peely-wally white And my bikini's gettin' tight And you are no' a bonny sight In trunks a size too wee.
3) Maybe we are gonna Get married in Verona You can be my Romeo And I'll be Juliet It didnae turn oot awfy well They never heard their wedding bells For they're the pair that kilt theirsels Gonnae no' dae that!
4) We maun take the maist and least Feast or famine tae oor breist Whether we go West nor East Matters nocht tae me The world stretches far and wide And I don't care whaur we bide As long as you are by my side Happy we will be