I'm in a Kung Fu stance, black belt holds the low pants Anyhow Can a ninja get a table dance? You’re in the house of flying daggers Stumble and stagger Sippin’ Tsintao with a monk, drunken style swagger Grey matter Poison dart make your heart shatter Yo, where’s my master?
Haha my kung fu will leave you kung-fused I dummy dudes with one-twos and punk crews Your punch bruise, mine shatters the soul Explodes hearts and makes all matter unfold I don’t ball or bang I’m the black Qua-chang Kane, philosopher and doctor all the same
Chorus: I do kung fu
I’m in my Kung Fu stance The drunken master, Wu-Shu specialist I’ll intercept your fist while I’m stumbling’ I’m ending this Cobra-style, venomous Meditate for an hour before I beat you, I’ve got etiquette Make you feel delicate Pressure points will settle this Hit you with the metal fist Try me, if the lips don’t match the words it’s not Chinese Just believe me Most MCs to me be spittin’ Tai-Chi Beat me? Unlikely, Got the nun-chuks up the right sleeve Tiger-style, I’m the kung-fu expert One inch punch through the shirt Make your lungs hurt.
Chorus: I do kung fu
Ryu, Ken... I'm the Scorpion Hadouken, I'm ready to begin With a body blow, body blow I aint' no Glass Joe Hit the uppercut and now I'm ready for Bald Bull So hit me with your best shot - dropkick Show me what you really got - backflip I’ll stun you with my Judo chop - tight grip I’m ready for the final round, I break out the roundhouse Splinter-style, dirty rat, y'all can't beat that A pocket full of scratch from the kumite match Step to the mat, like Chong Li I'm dead calm My right hand cocked like a Shaolin time bomb
And I ain’t goin’ out like no Cobra Kai Get used to one style I switch it up like Snake Eyes Ji Dao, Ti Guao, Ze Quon style too, Beijing to Hong Kong I’m trained in Kung Fu