Two bodies pressed together Two boys are falling hard The smell of sweat and leather A kinky greeting card Crazy about each other We both got fucked up pasts But when we are together We have that goddamn blast
I want to be a housewife What's so wrong with that I want to be a housewife, yeah And that's just where I'm at
I'm making guacamole He's working on the car When he grills turkey burgers He knows I like them charred I like to wash the dishes I like to scrub the floors Don't mind doing his laundry What are boyfriends for
I want to be a housewife And what's so wrong with that I want to be a housewife, yeah And that's just where I'm at
I wanna have his baby I want to wear his ring He drives me fucking crazy I am his everything
I want to be a housewife What's so wrong with that Can't wait till he's in my life, yeah Cause we haven't met
We haven't met __________________________________________ Originally performed by Jay Brannan/ \"Goddamned\" (2008).