There's a girl over there With long brown hair I took her to the place I threw the mattress in her face
Took off her shirt Took off her bra Took off her pants You know that I saw
A wick-wick-wack
(B) Get On The Mic
One, two
Right about now I'd like to dedicate a song Out to my main homie, Mike D
Alright, lets kick it Ready, go
Get on the mic Get get on the mic Just get on the mic Get on the mic, Mike
Let's be real and don't cloud the issue The rhymes are dope, an M.C. you must listen to People say that they be missin' me and missin' you Get on the mic and let's show them like we used to
You say fuck, that yo holmes, fuck this I'm the king Ad-Whammy, you're Dick Butkus One half science, and another half soul Nicknamed Mike D, not Fat Morton Jelly Roll
Got busy in 'Frisco, fooled around in Fresno Got over on your girlie 'cause you know she never says no
So just get on the mic Just get on the mic Get get on the mic Get on the mic, Mike
Well Mike D is a special individual Pulling out knots, and pulling in residuals Go to the movies get the Rolos, the cholos riding slow and low Mike on the mic and bust with the solo
Mike, my stromy don't be so selfish Get on the mic 'cause you know you eat shellfish
At the fever
(C) Stop That Train
It's 4:00 AM, I've got the Dr. Hfuhruhurr Ale I've got nothing to lose, and so I'm pissin' on the third rail Groggy eyed and fried, and I'm headed for the station D-Train ride the Coney Island vacation
This one's dedicated to the boofers in the back of the 1 train They'll be kicking out windows,high on cocaine And then I jump the turnstyle I lost my last token Riding between the cars, pissing, smoking
Head for the last car, fluorescent light blackout Policeman tell my homeboy "Yo, put that crack out" You know you light up when the lights go down And then you read the New York Post, Fulton St. downtown
Same faces every day but you don't know their names Party people going places on the D-Train
{Stop that train, I wanna get off}
Check it
Trench coat wing tip going to work And you be pulling a train like you're Captain Kirk Pick pocket gangsters paying their debts I caught a bullet in the lung from Bernie Goetz
Overworked and underpaid, staring at the floor Prostitutes' spandex caught in the sliding door Now your stuck between the stations and it seems like an eternity Sweating like sardines in a flophouse fraternity
A $50.00 fine for disturbing the peace The neck, tortoise. Your Lees are creased Hot cup of coffee and the donuts are Dunkin Friday night and Jamaica Queens funkin'
Elevated platform, I'm never gonna conform Riding over the diner where I always get my toast warm Bust into the conductor's booth andbusted out rhymes Over the loud speaker about the hard times
Sat across from a man reading El Diario Riding the train down from the El Barrio Went from the station to Orange Julius I bought a hot dog. From who? George Drakoulias
(D) Year And A Day
MC, for what I am, and do The A is for Adam and the lyrics, true
So as pray and hope and the message is sent And I am living in the dreams that I have dreamt Because I'm down with the three, the unstoppable three Me and Adam and D were born to MC
And my body and soul and mind are pure Not polluted or diluted or damaged beyond cure Just lyrics from I to you recited Arrested, bailed, but cuffed and indicted
Enter the arena as I take the center stage The lights set low and the night has come of age Take the microphone in hand as that I am a professional Speak my knowledge to the crowd and the ed is special