They got a committee to get me off the block 'Cause I say my rhymes loud and I say 'em nonstop Because being bad news is what we're all about We went to White Castle and we got thrown out
I got my boy Mike D. - I got the King Ad-Rock I got the jammy with the ammo inside my sock I shot homeboy but the bullet was a dud So I reached in the Miller cooler, grabbed a cool Bud
Slow riding, gun hidin' on the go I'm fly like an eagle and I drink Old Crow I'm the king of the classroom, coolin' in the back My teacher had beef so I gave her a smack
She chased me out of class, she was strapped with a ruler Went to the bathroom, rolled myself a wooler With bottle in hand at the microphone stand Ay yo homeboy - what you drinkin' man
I got money - I got juice I got to the party and I got loose I got rhythms - I got rhymes I got the girlies with the Def behinds
I got ill - I got busted I got dust and I got dusted I got gold - I got funky I got the new dance - they call the Brass Monkey
Because I'm hard hittin' - always bitten - cool as hell I got trees on my mirror so my car won't smell Sittin' around the house - gettin' high and watchin' tube I'm eating Colonel's chicken - drinkin' Heineken brew
I'm a gangster, I'm a prankster - I'm the king of the Ave. I'm hated, confrontated for the juice that I have All the fly ladies are making a fuss But I can't pay attention, 'cause I'm on that dust