Thanks for the water Thanks for the wine Thanks for showin' me a real cool time Thanks, thanks, thanks Thanks for the whiskey Thanks for the beers Thanks for the heartache Thanks for the tears Thanks, thanks, thanks Thanks for the marijuana And the hashish too And every other thing I ever smoked with you Thanks, thanks, thanks, thankyou very much Thanks for the acid And the ecstasy And the methamphetamine, hoowhee!!! Thanks, thanks, thanks Thanks for the heroin And the cocaine too And the epidural sure got me and her through Thanks, thanks, thanks Thanks for the water Thanks for the wine Thanks for showin' me a real cool time Thanks, thanks, thanks