Met a Man St. Augustine In Ray Bans dressed in black Against the tide Against the beach the neon Tourist Traps He said, “My baby I’ve learned to live inside my head.” Imaginary landlords Imaginary rent No recognition of population the demons left you spent My baby I’ve learned to live inside my head. Where’s there’s no, “Please to meet you” and no “ Glad you noticed” It’s a carnival cruise line without Kathy Lee Gifford And I’m in love with myself. You can buy some time for change again but the world is really flat He sailed the oceans When blood turned blue and put shackles on the map My baby I’ve learned… Where there are dancing bears drinking grape flavored Kool-Aid Touching large breasted women Touching Large breasted men Oh I’m in love with myself.