Employee of the month from the I.T department/Dial my extension when the trouble-shooting starts/I’m Installing progams up in ur apartment/Ma flos retarded.. ur ol’ skool like a cartridge/programme them/ Ho’s know the anthem/ Mehn i’m done with them broads you can go bang them/ Onto d next, i leev em’ abandoned/ Whipping smting slick like pastor anselm/ Cruising on d prowl finna scoop up smting wild/ Freshboy looking segzy dashboard digital!/ Hop in the backseat lets physical/ Slaying em’ so many killz…o critical/ Me n menz here invading ur desktops/ Speedbump flo…. We make ur head bop/ Keep d music steady coming…lets spam dem/ Whatitlooklike I program dem
Verse 2 (Terry Tha Rapman):
Got dis girl named Bimbo,far from a bimbo/Aje buh,but she like 2 spit dat pidgin lingo/loves 2 go 2 parties,socialize n mingle/lives in VGC but got a dog named bingo?/Anyways,she likes 2 call me Chinko/says I look like Chingy n Pharrell but in btwn yo/i don’t know wat dat girl sees in me yo/ she just bought me some kicks tho/Like village farmers I got hoes/from black to white,mulattos I got those/be out in the morning before the cock crows/I’ve been this way since I was a snot nose/….Uh oh!/wife a groupie?so not Joe/i programme them like a robot yo/Santa Claus laugh: Hoe,Hoe,Hoe!
Verse 3 (Beazy):
Better hold on to ur baby mama/ Cuz dawg I’m in d club, call me Mr Programmer/ No too dey talk grammar/ Cuz me I don hammer/ I got more hoes than any ten… Wait!/ Terry said that already/ Mehn u know I kill it steady/ So I get more head than a celly/ Mo gbono feli feli/ So I’m often on ur telly/ Stay fly like a heli/ Pull more women than a deli/ I’m out for the ‘fetti/ On my mark, ready steady/ Flow fairly heavy/ So it’s topped very rarely/ Competition’s very jelly/ Soft and sweet/ Jedi jedi/ I’m such an animal/ Welcome to my serengeti/ I hope y’all niggas’ ready/ I’m taking all the girls/ Hot girls, halle berrys/ F*ck it, even ugly bettys/ We partying 2nite/ No strings, no spaghetti/ They call me number one/ Y’all niggas secondary/