I wanted you to be my promised land I was young and naive, dreamed of Jeannie And thought I loved Lucy But Lucy has gone and so has my dream
Sure it´s a wonderful life in the states For the young who believe that the doughboy´s A friend of Bill Gates Strike it rich and be nailed by a fruitcake one day I saw your beauty and I felt the flow Sensed the power of glory and Worshipped the 4th of July Didn´t know what it means and how many have died
What will it be Seize your final opportunity For I can´t tell So name your poison
I sealed my fate in the Monterey Bay Got a lox bagel sandwich instead of A handfull o´sushi The waitress´ smile showed the juices within
I got a friend is as big as a whale Leaving cracks in the pavement And unable to read the scales Munches fries, enchilladas and pork-chops all day