You're 28, and you think your out of date Its been five long lonely single years And your startin' to think Its easier to drink Since all the men are taken or gone queer
Youll find a bloke I'm sure of that He'll have a big white smile and a dusty hat And He will think the world of you You'll be made for him, He'll be made for you I'll bet on the tab till I'm broke I'm telling you that you will find a bloke
Joel was suffocating, Tim only wanted dating Ian never bothered to call you back Shane like too much beer, Aidan was really weird Dave only wanted to get you in the sack
You'll find a bloke I'm sure of that He'll have a big white smile and a dusty hat And He will think the world of you You'll be made for him, He'll be made for you I'll bet on the tab till I'm broke I'm telling you that you will find a bloke
Peter was too old, Dan was way too bold Aaron loved his guns and shootin' pigs Linton was a cheater, Mark was a wife beater Gary worked away on the oil rigs
You'll find a bloke I'm sure of that He'll have a big white smile and a dusty hat And He will think the world of you You'll be made for him, He'll be made for you I'll bet on the tab till I'm broke I'm telling you that you will find a bloke
There's plenty more farmer's in the country Love's sure to happen, eventually But don't sit around waiting, don't start anticipating He'll come along unexpectedly
You'll find a bloke I'm sure of that He'll have a big white smile and a dusty hat And He will think the world of you You'll be made for him, He'll be made for you I'll bet on the tab till I'm broke I'm telling you that you will find a bloke.