See the vegetable man In the vegetable van With a horn that's honking Like a mariachi band In the middle of the street People gather around Put the dollar-dollar-dollar in the can Ay wey!, que onda? TJ cowboys hang around Sleeping in the sidewalk With a Burger King crown Never wake 'em up Mas cerveza Til the rooster crows Vatos vergallos Qué onda güero? Qué onda güero? Qué onda güero? Qué onda güero?
Mondo broncos roll with crowbars Chingling rancheros on cheap guitars Abuelitas with plastic bags Walking to the church with the Spanish candles Dirty borracho says 'que putas!' Andale, Joto, your popsicle is melting Run better run, da doo run run Mara Salvatrucha in the midnight sun Güero, where are you going? Qué onda guero? Güero, where are you going? Qué onda güero?
Rampart boys with loaded rifles Guatemalan soccer ball instant replays Mango ladies, vendedores And a busstop singer Banda macho chorus
Qué onda güero? A donde vayas Qué onda güero? A donde vayas
¿Y donde encontrastes ese? en un hoyo Alla en la en Pico La Pico and Vermont Hey vamos a jugar futbol ahí en el Griffith park La locura Yeah now I'm going to LACC I'm taking a ceramics class See the vegetable man James Joyce Michael Bolton
Qué onda güero, where are you going? Qué onda güero, where are you going?
Hey what's up güero? "You doing pushups?" No te veo güero! El güero! Que Pasa Otra vero güero I dunno I saw a puppet at Tang's with a mullet and a popsicle.
Hey Güero Que locura! Chico
Hey Güero Yeah Bro? Hehehe, footlong?
Let's go to Cap'n Cork, they have the new Jhonny cassette.