See the vegetable man In the vegetable van With a horn that's honking Like a mariachi band In the middle of the street People gather around Put the dollar-dollar-dollar in the can Ay güey!, que onda? TJ cowboys hang around Sleeping in the sidewalk With a Burger King crown Never wake 'em up Mas cerveza Til the rooster crows Vatos de gallos Qué onda guero? Qué onda guero? Qué onda guero? Qué onda guero?
Mano Blancos roll with crowbars singing rancheras on cheap guitars Abuelitas with plastic bags Walking to the church with the Spanish candles Dirty borracho says 'que putas!' Andale, Joto, your popsicle's melting Run better run, da doo run run Mara Salvatrucha in the midnight sun Guero, where are you going? Qué onda guero? Guero, where are you going? Qué onda güero?
Rampart boys with loaded rifles Guatemalan soccer ball instant replays Mango ladies, vendedoras And a busstop singing Banda macho chorus
Qué onda guero? A donde vayas Qué onda guero? A donde vayas
¿Y donde encontrastes ese? en un hoyo Alla en la Pico Hey vamos a jugar futbol ahí en el Griffith park La Pico and Vermont La locura Yeah now I'm going to LACC I'm taking a ceramics class See the vegetable man
James Joyce Michael Bolton
Qué onda guero, where are you going? Qué onda guero, where are you going?
Hey what's up guero? "You doing pushups?" No te veo guero! El guero! Que Pasa Otra vero guero I dunno I saw a puppet at Tang's with a mullet and a popsicle.
Hey Guero Que locura! Chico
Hey Guero Yeah Bro? Hehehe, footlong?
Let's go to Cap'n Cork. They have the new yanni cassette