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Dictor:
Previously on stupid teenage sitcom

Jessica:
Oh! a new lipstick with a watermelon taste! I should buy it

Scotty:
Where we will party tonight?! YEEEHAA!

Mike:
It's a football game today
Go jocks!
GO JOCKS!

Amy:
I wrote a new poem, but I'm not sure that Mike will understand it

Stewart:
Tomorrow will be math exam, I should stay home and study

*PHONE RING*

Scotty:
Yo, dude, I heard your parents just leave the town. Do you wanna party for a while tonight at your place&

Stewart:
I don't know, tomorrow will be math exam

Scotty:
Relax, we just will hang out a little: me, Jessica... and Amy will be with us

Stewart:
Amy? Oh, then that stupid Mike will come

Scotty:
No! He will be at football game

Stewrt:
Aaa, Ok then

*PARTY SOUNDS*

Stewart:
Scotty! What is going on?! You said it wasnt a party, hundred people in my house and exam tomorrow!

Scotty:
Take it easy. See! Amy is getting bored over there.

Jessica:
I just bought a new lipstick. It's with watermelon taste.

Amy:
Aha

Jessica:
So pretty color! I wanna kiss Scotty, sure he will love it. Yeasterday we were walking down the street with Scotty and I saw nice little dog. It had beatiful white curly hair

Amy:
Aha

Jessica:
I thing it will look good next to my purse

Stewart:
Hey!

Amy:
Hey, Stewie! Are you ready for tomorrows exam?

Stewart:
Yeah! I read that tasks today and found that 27's one was not a correct question.

Amy:
I can't hear you, it's a load here, maybe we can go to a quiet place?

Stewart:
Sure! Let's go to my parents room.

*Parents room*

Amy:
Mike doesn't understand me. He only thinks about his stupid football and stupid gym and getting drunk with his stupid friends

Stewart:
You know, I always liked you. I don't understand how you can..

*Kissing sounds*

Go jocks!Go jocks!Go jocks!Go jocks!
Go jocks!Go jocks!Go jocks!Go jocks!

*Door opens*

Mike:
Amy! Here you are! WHAT?! YOU!! I Gonna smash your fucking..

*Punch*
*Punch*
*Broken jaw*
*Punch*

Dictor:
See in next episode of stupid teenage sitcom