Cats: Lately I’ve been feeling lost, in the Everfree hiding in the moss My anger has been on and off; ponies hate me cause my eyes are crossed Danger, now my mouth is frothed, I used to be happy but I paid the cost I’d love to give hope, but the Dopamine’s down and my heart is dead and it’s covered in frost
MURDER -- that’s sounding good, rest in a casket, plastic wood Gonna get drastic; tie you with elastic and use an axe with the blackest hood FLIRTER -- I’m a flirt with death, take you all out before you make a breath Take a look now, you’re about to feel shame like Trixie finished having sex with Seth
Oh, you wanna pull up tough and tell me now that this attitude’s bad? No, you better step off quick cause you ponies should know why I’m feeling mad! Go! Get away from me, you’re the damn reason why I feel so sad! You all used to laugh, talk a bunch of shit about me, and you never gave a fuck about the muffins I had!
And now you try to help me and tell me I stand on the greenest grass That doesn’t help me much and you won’t like it when the heads of the meanest clash Got my problems, and now I’ll solve ‘em. Wanna help me? Nah, I think I’ll pass Don’t ever think you can pity Derpy or bitch I’ll come around and smack your ass
Both: I’d like to be like you. That’s why I sing this song... (Oh) I’ve been so . . . so distant. So different too long... (Oh) Your helping and laughing and scolding has made me strong. I hold my own hooves up and I scream, “What went wrong!?”
Cats: Yo, maybe my eyes twitch, I got a little guy’s pitch, sometimes I can never catch a clue Maybe I fly south, got a little dry mouth, but that’s why you’re all loving Ditzy Doo Never minded the center attention of a censor but why did you kick me from the background crew To top it all off, you remove me from the show cause the way I fucking act is offensive to you?
No! You BITCH, you locked me up good and you’ve left me sitting in the darkest cell! Knocked me out and then you dragged me down to the farthest depths of the Pony Hell! Say I’m offensive and maybe it’s true, but you should look into a mirror boo! A lot of you clop, don’t tolerate shit, plus most of you guys got a waifu too!
Yamino, yeah, I’m looking at you, I wanna beat your face to a rainbow hue Drink some Rainbow Juice, to the same old abuse, beat your head in ‘til your brain goes loose Now listen the issue is simple I just need a little bit of time for relieving I want to grab Yamino’s neck and then choke her until the dumb bitch stops breathing
You ain’t nothing but a lame old tranny, wantin’ a big man to bang that fanny. No! You trying to be the fandom’s nanny, your OC’s a girl but your real name’s Danny. Go! I ain’t gonna take any more of your shit, I don’t need your bits or attention, hell I should mention the fact that you shipped Finn and Jake, so you can take your morals and fuck yourself!