Crossed the street, naked at night Bent over to show some moonlight Pulled out some beer and I gulped it down Nude in a gutter is how I was found
Thrown in the policecar and the door slammed No noise, just silence, as I screamed, my dick was Jammed, now in prison for one month, no one to see All I got is a guy Ben Dover
Don't like hesh, don't like rap Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat I'm a jerk, I'm a punk Took a shower 'cause I stunk Smoked a bong, killed a cat Had my nuts attacked by rats Dad got nude, I wore a thong For a hobby I make bombs
Went to a farm to tip some cows Forgot that I left my pants down Bent over to pick them up Felt a twelve gauge up my hum-diddy-dum
The farmer took me to his house Showed me the closet from the inside out The police came, they took me away Saw Ben Dover again and he's still gay
Don't like hesh, don't like rap Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat I'm a jerk, I'm a punk Took a shower 'cause I stunk Smoked a bong, killed a cat Had my nuts attacked by rats Dad got nude, I wore a thong For a hobby I make bombs
Don't like hesh, don't like rap Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat I'm a jerk, I'm a punk Took a shower 'cause I stunk Smoked a bong, killed a cat Had my nuts attacked by rats Dad got nude, I wore a thong For a hobby I make bombs