People Say My Broken Friend Is Useless But I Say His Mind Is Free There's Lots Of Things My Mangled Robot Friend Could Be He Could Make A Good Hat Rack He Only Has To Stand There Or A Cheap Door Stop He Doesn't Need To Move Or A Great Big Giant Thermos With A Twist Off Top That Would Be Good For Soup He Could Be A Storage Closet For Outdated Pants I Like 'em Tight My Broken Friend Could Do It All Just Give Him A Chance That Robot Has A Tragic Secret That I'd Like To Share For Real? My Broken Friend Is Closer To Me Than An Ass To A Chair That Robots Name I Never Told You You Could Not Foresee I'll Say It Loud And Sing It Proud His Name Is You And Me Don't Melt Me Down Into A Crow Bar It Suffers Alone Just Cause I Can't Move My Arms And Legs Or Toss Me Into A Trash Can Just Cause I Can't Cook You Ham And Eggs Don't Crush Me Into An Anchor Just Because I Can't Jump And Dance And Sing I'm Telling You My Broken Friend Put Your Hands In The Air Like You Just Don't Care I'm Telling You My Broken Friend Can Do Most Anything! Yeah!