Бендер: He could make a good... Бендер и Бекк:...hat-rack Бекк: He only has to stand there, Бендер: Or a cheap... Бендер и Бекк:....doorstop, Бекк: He doesn't need to move Бендер: Or a great big... Бендер и Бекк:....giant Thermos, Бендер: With a twist-off top, Бекк: That would be good for soup, Бендер: He could be a storage closet... Бендер и Бекк:....for outdated pants, Бекк: I like 'em tight! Бендер: My broken friend could do it all, Бендер и Бекк:.Just give him a chance! Бендер: That robot has a tragic secret, That I'd like to share... Бекк: For real? Бендер: ...My broken friend is closer to me, Than an ass to a chair... Бекк: Hm. Бендер: ...That robot's name I never told you... Бекк: Who's that? Бендер: ...You could not foresee... Бекк: C'mon, give it up. Бендер: ...I'll say it loud and sing it proud... Бендер и Бекк:.His name is you and me. Бендер: Don't melt me down into a crowbar, Бекк: It suffers alone, Бендер: Just 'cause I can't move my arms and legs, Бекк: Hey. Бендер: Or toss me into a trash can... Бекк: Bender, what are you doing? Бендер: ...Just 'cause I can't cook you ham and eggs... Бекк: What are you doing? Бендер: ...Don't crush me into an anchor... Бекк: Yo! What's the dealy-o? Бендер: ...Just 'cause I can't jump and dance and sing... Бекк: Hold it! What? No! Бендер: ...I'm telling you, my broken friend... Бекк: B-Bender. Бендер: ...Put your hands in the air like you just don't care! Бекк: No! Бендер: I'm telling you, my broken friend... Бекк: Cut it! Бендер: ...Can do 'most anything! Бекк: Cut it!