Benedict Cumberbatch as Martin Crieff - Cabin Pressure - Yverdon-les-Bains | Текст песни

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• Benedict Cumberbatch as Martin Crieff
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MARTIN: Okay. Um ... (He clears his throat.) Captain Duhrrrosh-sh ... Élise. (He coughs.) I’m very sorry, but I have – for the sake of argument – left my licence at home.
DEROCHE: You fool! Never mind – we’ll go without it.
MARTIN: Obviously we can’t do that, Captain, because it would be illegal ...
DEROCHE (talking over him): Nonsense. The flight is within Europe; your airline I.D. will do.
MARTIN: Yes, but I’m afraid I left that behind as well.
DEROCHE: No you didn’t, or you wouldn’t have been allowed to board the plane.
MARTIN: Well, I must have done, because I keep my I.D. card in the same pocket.
OSKAR: But for the sake of argument, you didn’t.
MARTIN (tetchily): Fine! (Through gritted teeth) Very strange argument. (To Élise) Still, I don’t have a licence and it’s illegal to fly without a licence.
DEROCHE: Technically, but it’s not as if anyone ever checks.
MARTIN: No, but it is illegal.
DEROCHE: But this airport closes at dusk.
MARTIN: Then we’ll have to go tomorrow!
DEROCHE: But there are two hundred people on board ...
MARTIN (talking over her): We’ll have to find them hotels!
DEROCHE: It’s Christmas Day!
MARTIN: Merry Christmas!
DEROCHE: You are proposing to cost the company thousands and thousands of Euros for a technicality which has no effect on air safety?!
MARTIN: Well, this is exactly why I’d never leave my licence at home!