Small apartment, ok side of town Somebody in my building must be wigging out Nine complaints in three weeks The landlord's really coming down on me He says if he gets just one more call In the middle of the night about my stereo I'm gone
It's just a jambox i don't play it that loud It's hard for me to get what all the fuss is about If I'm ever rocking out too hard Why don't you knock on my door? Isnt' that what neighbors are for?
I don't want to keep you up at all Sincerely yours, the neighbor down that hall
I am a member of the neighborhood watch I can't keep track of all the hoodlums I've caught Late at night I'm out patrolling our street I work very closely with the local police If you ever need a hand at all Why don't you knock on my door? Isn't that what neighbors are for?
Never hesitate to call Happy Halloween, from you neighbor down the hall