Ah Ah I got my needle Vaccinate you with my needle You want my Japaneedle Come see Ya'll
Now let me take you all on the tour around 東京 Where the goodies shine in show window But girls you gotta be bit careful 'Cause them goodies leads you to 貧乏 Rent is mad like 10万円 for Little bitty room with no window 「ちょっと」You gotta take your shoes off Make sure you don't bring no germs home “Home” where we always like to keep the clean zone Disinfectant at the door Hot Green Tea you want some more? “Loan” For the payment we work 金、土 Wanna use bathroom? It's right there Watch your head and watch your step
Ah Ah I got my needle Vaccinate you with my needle You want my Japaneedle Come see Ya'll
Don't get offended by the people they ignore ya'll 'Cause they don't know the world that's all Some got job some are just laid off “オイ お前何見てんだよ” What are you looking at me for? Miyagi sensei is my mentor Dude!! I'll take you down for sure You got sword? I got Japaneedle Stab your neck it's the kiss of dragon 秋葉原 is the girl's sacred place 新宿 You need to go 2 choume(いらっしゃ〜い) 六本木 is the home to all faces 浅草で bad spirits gonna go away There's no NINJA in here! Go kyoto There's no GEISHA in here! Go Kyoto 「おいでやす」That's wrong Info It ain't Kyoto This is Tokyo!!!